My wife thinks that to make a PB J sandwich the Peanut butter has to go on first and has to be on the top slice of bread while eating it. I think that the Jelly goes on first, and it should be on the top slice. Who’s right?
Originally posted 2009-04-14 00:06:55.
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Oh my god. Eat your sandwich!
o wow..it doesnt matter…put pb on one slice and J on the other..then just turn your sandwhich up to the one u like on top lol
AM I BAD IN SEx..please answer
I put my peanut butter on one piece of bread and jelly on other. But I always have the jelly on top.
Good luck
you are both guilty of legumicide,,,,,,turn yourselves in r else they cominta gitcha
You are both wrong…..YOU should make YOURS and she should make HERS.
Besides, everyone knows you use HONEY and not JELLY!
What kind of woman did you marry? Of course the jelly goes on first. I think you need to send her to counseling.
Hahahaha
You’re both wrong.
Peanut butter should go on each slice of bread with the jelly in the middle layer, that way the bread doesn’t soak up the jelly and get soggy.
it doesnt matter as long as it has both pb and j if your arguing about that heaven forbid you stay married long!!! i have an idea! shove the sandwhich down each one of your mouths so no more arguing over stupid things
I agree with you. Gee no wonder you make her eat on the floor.
I love PBJ. Anyway it’s prepared/eaten.
Only stipulation I have if the PB is NOT full of fatal salmonella!
Okay it doesn’t matter. And don’t joke about it could destroy a marriage.
And if you argue about PB J, try PB Honey, or PB bananas,
as long as she gets to be the top of the sex sandwich, nothing else should matter to her.
Well, if you are making the sandwich then YOU are right. If she is making the sandwich then SHE is right. If it’s that big a deal, give up PBand J’s for a while and find something else to eat.
I like Bella’s suggestion about how to distribute the PB and J. Make it new for the both of you. That way nobody wins and a true compromise will occur. You will find that compromise is a valuable skill to learn, for marriage and for life in general.
Does it really matter? Everything’s still on there. Seriously, it’s nice to see a questions that isn’t all dread and doom. Enjoy your sandwich.
who needs the bread just give me a spoon
Well isn’t it obvious, the woman is ALWAYS right.
No one. You should eat turkey sandwiches instead. Unfortunately, it sounds like your marriage is doomed. Tough break buddy.
The peanut butter goes on first on the bottom slice, then the jelly is put on top of the peanut on the same bottom slice. Then the top slice is put on the jelly is on top.
Peanut butter on first yet the jelly side has to be up when eaten. It tastes better with the peanut butter on the bottom. Hahaha You meant this as a joke but I am particular like that.
It does not matter as long as you chew.
It all goes to the same place.
Sometimes it is good to use a third piece of bread to make a double decker PBJ sandwich. Peanut butter on bottom, Jelly on top, then Jelly on other side of bread, then Peanut butter on top piece. Now I am hungry!
Put the jelly between peanut butter, sheesh, everyone knows that, you guys should file for a divorce, there’s no hope.
Marriages are a joining of hearts and souls. Your rings are not made of halves that can be taken apart. They are continuous. So are your experiences. That is why you will eat the slice with jelly and she will eat the slice with peanut butter. Then you will make the sandwich. It won’t matter what’s on top. You will both be right after that.
It doesn’t matter it all goes to the same place.
PB, then Jelly all on the bottom slice.
I find myself in agreement with you. The jelly always goes on first and is always on top. I can not believe there is civilized people who eat it backwards, that is so disgusting. I almost agree that is it very close to ground for divorce, but not quite. Now to lick the jelly off the knife and then stick it in the peanut butter, now that is grounds for divorce.
You’re both wrong.
The pb goes on the bread first because you have to use that as a gauge for how much jelly to put on. If your jelly to pb ratio is off, it will not be satisfying at all. It will leave you with regrets. THEN you have to hold the sandwich in such a way the jelly will not drip off. Sometimes it may be the top slice, sometimes the bottom but it goes down the hatch the same way. A good way to save your marriage is to eat pbj in the nude.
omg.. why do you have to quarrel over such trivial matters?
couples must be understanding in each other needs and communication is the key!
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